Showing posts with label festivals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label festivals. Show all posts

Monday, 18 January 2010

FESTIVAL REVIEW: Benicassim, Spain (16/7/09)

A Fire, A Wind Storm and A Helluva Mess
Wednesday 15th – Monday 20th July 2009
Benicassim Festival, Benicassim, Spain


DAY 2: Thursday: An Oasis

We awoke to banana pancakes then set about planning our day. Festivals are never a relaxing holiday: provisions are needed, shuttle bus tickets and wristbands need to be collected, and sunbaking was also high on the agenda. We set off to the supermarket with every other festival-goer and proceeded to fleece them of every essential item they had – bread, milk, alcohol, mixers, sweets, and of course chorizo. Once home with our wares safely stored we hit the pool situated at the entrance to our apartments.

We were residing in Marina D’Or – a mini-city of characterless apartments lining the beachfront of Oropresa, akin to a smaller more condensed Surfers Paradise. We spotted a few Spanish families here and there but the bulk of people appeared to be there for Benicassim. I did feel sorry for them, having their Spanish family holidays loudly interrupted by a large pack of mainly English tourists. Once we’d caught some rays we set off to collect our shuttle bus passes from the same office we’d spent most of our time at the night previous.

At the office we were met with scenes of tears and sadness as hundreds of people had been left stranded. Danesfib – the company we’d booked our apartment and bus tickets through – had run out of apartments, owing to what reason no one had been told. The owner was refusing refunds even though many people had paid in advance, and was telling people to simply ‘sleep on the beach’. Police were at the scene as understandably things had become a little heated, and some of the surrounding neighbours were emerging offering rooms in their homes for inflated prices. Not an ideal start to any festival experience. Counting our blessings we returned to our digs to feast and prepare for the nights musical proceedings, thankful to have a roof over our heads.

It had occurred to me that we should have gone to the festival site early to avoid queuing for our wristbands but the urge to eat, drink and swim overtook so we didn’t arrive on site till 8pm. Once there I wish logic had prevailed. The queue before us was mammoth, a sea of people stretching for an age with an entrance tent about 3 metres wide. Taking our place once again at the back of a long line we feared it was to be a long night – several cigarettes, a few pints and 3 hours later we were right.

The opening night was by no means our big one – Franz Ferdinand and 2ManyDJs on the Saturday were what we were waiting for. I would have liked to have seen Mystery Jets but alas we were waiting in line. Oasis were then the headliner at 11pm. Once through the 3 metre mini-tent we hit a maze of crowd barriers, navigated through them to the wristbanding tents and finally made our way over the threshold 15 minutes after Oasis had started. But our mission did not end there – we then had to buy drink tokens, as none of the bars accepted cash, grab a beverage and weave our way through the huge crowd amassed for Oasis. Securing a position near the back we settled in to watch, and I can tell you a drink had never tasted so good.

The stars were shining, it was a balmy night and what ensued was the worlds biggest British sing-a-long. While they didn’t play my favourite (She’s Electric) they did deliver a non-stop array of all their hits. Stellar renditions of Morning Glory, Roll With It and more were somewhat overshadowed at times by the teetering tower of scaffolding stood behind us which was now covered with drunken daredevils who’d scaled it’s 10+ metre high frame for what was undoubtedly the best seat in the house. Eventually heavyset security guards laden with climbing gear ascended the frame to coax everyone down, but not without several arguments, vertical chases, kicks and punches to the face.

The rest of the night is a myriad of adventures including strawberry daiquiris, finding and losing friends, being sucked into The Orb, exploring the campsite and outskirts of the festival site. All which ended rather abruptly with me popping a plug on my 4 year old black Havianas (they served me well - sniff) and calling it a night. A friend and I then returned to the bus stop, now a chaotic mess of people drunkenly trying to board any shuttle in sight.

The fact our shuttle guide from Danesfib bolted past us at one point screaming ‘Did you see where that bus went?!!’ didn’t fill us with confidence, but upon finding our bus we scrambled to get on in the malaise. Until, that is, one chivalrous soul peeled open the back doors to let his girlfriend on; bypassing the frenzied pack at the front, to which we followed suit. God bless that man! We were home within the hour eating cheese, tomato and chorizo crackers and resting our heads for the next instalment of what was to be the most bizarre festival experience I’ve had yet.

Thursday, 7 January 2010

FESTIVAL REVIEW: Global Gathering: Long Marston Air Field, Stratford Upon Avon, UK (24/7/09)



It’s All About The Relish
Friday 24th July 2009
Long Marston Air Field, Stratford-upon-Avon


As luck would have it I returned from Benicassim Festival to find I’d won 2 tickets to Global Gathering festival through TNT magazine. I mindlessly enter competitions all the time so had no idea what the prize entailed, but a short click of my mouse informed me I had won the following:


  • 2 VIP tickets to the 2 day festival featuring Prodigy, Scratch Perverts, Pendulum, Digitalism, Stanton Warriors, DJ Yoda and more
  • 2 return train tickets to the event
  • 1 tent
  • 2 sleeping bags
  • 2 sleeping mats

‘Not a bad haul!’ I thought and immediately called my dancing buddy Kel to sort out a plan of attack. After much too-ing and fro-ing we decided to go only on the Friday night, as I had just returned from Benicassim, Spain and my body and wallet were feeling the effects.

Friday finally arrived, as did the 3-carriage peak hour train to Stratford-upon- Avon, so we crammed ourselves on with 5000 others and set about our adventure. A packed train and one empty double decker shuttle bus later and we were at Long Marston Air Field, collected our VIP tickets, tent and sleeping bags (no mats, disappointing – and an early warning of what was to come…) and head to the VIP entrance.

To this day I have no idea what VIP meant in relation to these tickets. On paper they touted a VIP camping area, clean showers and toilets, plus a bar, food and Jacuzzi area. However these VIP tickets were also available to the public for an extra 100GBP, meaning the majority of festivalgoers were ‘VIP’. Entry was speedy and hassle free – most of the folk arriving through the normal gates were being searched in a manner akin to someone with a bomb strapped to them going through LAX. The whole procedure looked highly unpleasant and I was glad we coasted through… Coasted through to a VIP Camping Area that had more people squeezed into it than the train we rode in on.

VIP entailed being crammed into an overcrowded unorganised mess of tents with one stable-like communal shower tent and a few white cubical loo’s that became as bad as a port-a-loo after a few uses. The chill out bar and food area were OK and did feature a Jacuzzi however all were situated outside and soon became uninviting as the freezing night air drifted in.

We arrived late due to work commitments and had the foresight to borrow a friends pop up tent to avoid erecting a new and unknown tent in the dark. Once camp was set up we ventured into a festival site consisting of a small and terrible sounding main stage, a selection of club arena tents (God’s Kitchen and the like) and a brightly fluorescent, incredibly scary set of carnival rides in the middle. Throw in some loos, a sad excuse for a chill out area and a chew-and-spew food alley and that was it. No theme, no vibe and a fun park so evil I was waiting for Tim Curry a la clown-from-It to jump out at any moment.

Upon exploration we found most of the tents empty bar God’s Kitchen which had a great set up and light show but techno trance just ain’t my thang. The acts I wanted to catch (Prodigy, Pendulum, Stanton Warriors, DJ Yoda to name a few) were in massive tents that were half full, devoid of any atmosphere and – possibly due to the aforementioned – played mediocre to terrible sets. Determined to have a good time Kel and I circled the site numerous times, checked VIP for signs of life – of which there were none – then circled and circled again. Retiring to our tent at 2am, the curfew time for the Friday night, the verdict was all too grim.

With a sight too large and tents way too big for the amount of punters Global Gathering was an empty shell of hopeless vibeless dance music trying to recapture the heady club days of the early 90’s and failing miserably. Maybe the Saturday was better as it was more Drum and Bass oriented – I hope so. Congratulations to God’s Kitchen for having the only constantly pumping tent during the Friday night, a great testament to their staying power. The sad fact remains, and Kelly and I agree, the best thing about Global Gathering was the relish on our midnight snack hamburger.